Cicadas are coming and they’re going to pee on you

There’s no way to hide from it. Cicadas are coming and they’re going to wreck your summer.

A new report not only states that billions of cicadas are coming, but that they’re going to pee on you. “There’s no stopping them,” Allen Lawrance, associate curator of entomology at the Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum in Chicago said. “They’re here. It’s temporary, and there’s really no escaping them.” The New York Times reports that cicadas drink 300 times their weight in plant sap every day. The bugs can shoot their urine about 10-feet a second.

Goodbye, freedom. Hello, cicadas.

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