Am I The Jerk? This week’s possible jerk has an eggcellent question

This week’s Jerk did something a lot of us have done- it’s how he handled it that makes him the Jerk, according to his wife at least.

I dropped a dozen eggs on the ground at Meijer and just walked away and pretended it wasn’t me. There was stuff everywhere and I panicked and ran. My wife thinks I’m a jerk on multiple levels but I want your guys opinion. Am I a jerk for this?