One the hottest selling items on Amazon right now is-

Do you love meat so much that you want it all over your body Lady Gaga style? Well you’re in luck. Amazon now has an Oscar Mayer face mask! So you can spa day at home! Who needs the smell of lavender or eucalyptus when you can smell like cold cuts? Your dog will love you more. Treat yourself right with a meat face mask… that actually contains no meat- it just smells like it.