Kardashian Curse is Anything But a “Small Thing”

Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker is officially on an illustrious list of successful men that have dated a Kardashian. People Magazine reported that the famed-drummed is now an item with Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest Kardashian sister. We want to simultaneously congratulate Barker, as he’s come a long way from his antics on the Warper Tour stage, while also warning him that the Kardashian Curse is a very real and very scary thing.

Athletes like Reggie Bush, Lamar Odom, Blake Griffin, and Ben Simmons have had their careers drastically altered after connecting with a Kardashian. The amount of damage the socialite family has caused in the world of sports is hard to keep up with. We have no scientific data to say that Kourtney is going to affect Travis and his drumming, but we also can’t rule it out. Stay vigilant and be warned, Travis, this could change everything.