“This is a holiday, not a charity!”
“If you’re wondering why I’m not at work today it’s because David doesn’t know how to follow the f*cking rules!”
“They are poisoning the block with their despicable lifestyle and gaudy Halloween decorations.”
“We are WAY better than them and the candy we hand out on Halloween must reflect that…”
“…there was loud rap music playing and the kids were dirty dancing with zero supervision!”
“ATTENTION BAD DRIVERS…”
Pumpkin spice is here and Karen’s are ready to attack.
“I will be starting a Go Fund Me to pay for an attorney!”
This Chicagoland teacher freaked out on one of his students!
“I couldn’t even hear the band over all of these drunk idiots singing!”
“Why can’t she control the weather like that third world country in Africa…”
“IT’S JUST A DOG! It’s not like I left a baby in the car.”
“This is a music festival, not a hooker convention.”
“If you don’t like it put on your f*cking headphones…”
“Being a stay at home mom is so much harder…”
“This is your final warning before I sue this city to the ground…”
“DO NOT WAKE UP MY KIDS!!!”
“I’ve made multiple written complaints about the Karen slander you continue to do on your radio station.
“My trash is not your treasure!”
Summer is here and Karen’s have no fear