Willson Contreras spits in the face of Chicago, agrees to five-year, $87.5 million dollar deal with the CardinalsDecember 8, 2022 | cloweLoyalty is a thing of the past.
These are the three days that you’re most likely to have a heart attackDecember 8, 2022 | cloweChristmas may not be so jolly this year.
If your dog dies, you need to show it to this Olive Garden managerDecember 8, 2022 | clowe“From now on, if you call off, you might as well go out and look for another job.”
Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Californication” hits one Billion views.December 7, 2022 | bphillipsWATCH the cool video here. Well, everybody’s been there and I don’t mean on vacation.
Illinois minimum wage set to increase on January 1, 2023December 7, 2022 | cloweSkeptics are worried that this minimal increase in pay might lead to working class people being able to live a more comfortable lifestyle.
Lady who tattooed her eyeballs now going blindDecember 7, 2022 | cloweThis after the woman whom she copied went blind. Weird.
Chicago is full of perverts, people who prefer baths to showersDecember 7, 2022 | cloweMost of the country is more demented than we thought.
Chicago named “the 2nd best downtown” in AmericaDecember 7, 2022 | cloweThe greatest city in the world doesn’t get the credit that it deserves.
Chicago traffic is worse than it was before the pandemicDecember 7, 2022 | cloweFeeling miserable on the road? Here’s why.
People are talking about Harvey Weinstein’s testiclesDecember 6, 2022 | cloweWeinstein may be more disgusting than we originally thought.
The creator of TGI Friday’s mozzarella sticks was sued because the sticks contain no mozzarellaDecember 6, 2022 | cloweNo justice, no cheese.
HBO Max will soon be ‘Max’ as HBO and Discovery+ combine streaming servicesDecember 6, 2022 | cloweThe Warner Media merger continues to be migraine-inducing.
Oxford goes full ‘goblin mode’, names the aforementioned term ‘word of the year’December 6, 2022 | cloweWe’re going full goblin next year.
You’re touching poop every time you go to the grocery storeDecember 6, 2022 | cloweLife is a miserable simulation.
Watch this rare footage of the White Stripes crushing at the Empty Bottle in 2000December 5, 2022 | clowe22 years ago, a little band blew the roof off of The Empty Bottle.
Mom yeets a raccoon into orbit to save her daughter from being attackedDecember 5, 2022 | cloweTo yeet is to launch, dart, or discard at a high velocity.
Pot hole finally filled in Canaryville after a five year battleDecember 5, 2022 | cloweOne down, five hundred million to go.
Air guitar champion falls overboard cruise ship, just as all great rockstars have dreamed ofDecember 5, 2022 | cloweHow can you survive your rock & roll lifestyle?
9/13/25 Join Brian Haddad at Metro by T-Mobile for your shot at guaranteed entry tickets to The Post Riot Fest Pop- Up show
