Lady who tattooed her eyeballs now going blindDecember 7, 2022 | cloweThis after the woman whom she copied went blind. Weird.
Chicago is full of perverts, people who prefer baths to showersDecember 7, 2022 | cloweMost of the country is more demented than we thought.
Chicago named “the 2nd best downtown” in AmericaDecember 7, 2022 | cloweThe greatest city in the world doesn’t get the credit that it deserves.
Chicago traffic is worse than it was before the pandemicDecember 7, 2022 | cloweFeeling miserable on the road? Here’s why.
People are talking about Harvey Weinstein’s testiclesDecember 6, 2022 | cloweWeinstein may be more disgusting than we originally thought.
The creator of TGI Friday’s mozzarella sticks was sued because the sticks contain no mozzarellaDecember 6, 2022 | cloweNo justice, no cheese.
HBO Max will soon be ‘Max’ as HBO and Discovery+ combine streaming servicesDecember 6, 2022 | cloweThe Warner Media merger continues to be migraine-inducing.
Oxford goes full ‘goblin mode’, names the aforementioned term ‘word of the year’December 6, 2022 | cloweWe’re going full goblin next year.
You’re touching poop every time you go to the grocery storeDecember 6, 2022 | cloweLife is a miserable simulation.
Watch this rare footage of the White Stripes crushing at the Empty Bottle in 2000December 5, 2022 | clowe22 years ago, a little band blew the roof off of The Empty Bottle.
Mom yeets a raccoon into orbit to save her daughter from being attackedDecember 5, 2022 | cloweTo yeet is to launch, dart, or discard at a high velocity.
Pot hole finally filled in Canaryville after a five year battleDecember 5, 2022 | cloweOne down, five hundred million to go.
Air guitar champion falls overboard cruise ship, just as all great rockstars have dreamed ofDecember 5, 2022 | cloweHow can you survive your rock & roll lifestyle?
Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster over Taylor Swift ticketsDecember 5, 2022 | cloweSwifties vs. the Supreme Court will one day be read about in high school textbooks.
12.4.2022 History Of AlternativeDecember 4, 2022 | bphillipsPearl Jam, The Smiths, Beastie Boys and The Pixies in this set, album anniversaries for Bush, The Black Keys, Rage Against The Machine and The Offspring, plus Blink 182, 311, Siouxsie And The Banshees and songs from the Singles soundtrack.
BEST OF 2022: Verve Pipe singer belts out own song at karaoke — unnoticedDecember 4, 2022 | EricHe sang his biggest hit — “The Freshman” — and no one knew.
Flea wants to play Popeye on the big screenDecember 4, 2022 | EricIt seems Flea already has a wish list after making an appearance in popular franchise this year.
