A guy in South Carolina came home from work to find two snakes hanging from his attic door. He was able to get one out of the house. The other is still inside, somewhere. Clearly the only reasonable solution to this problem is to burn the house down. Thanks for posting this nightmare fuel,…

Eat bacon, get paid, repeat. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.

Because why settle for a dog?

Here’s a vacation option. If you don’t mind going really, really small.