Guess who’s moving today???August 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckThis is the meanest way to ever evict someone.
Kellogg’s just named their newest waffle after an STIAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckThe R&D department was really slacking on this one!
Lori Lightfoot partially blames Mississippi for some of Chicago’s gun violenceAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckWhen in doubt, blame someone else!
Tiger King zoo to be shut down for goodAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckEven if Joe Exotic gets out of prison, he’ll have nothing to come back to!
This sinkhole swallowed up 21 cars!August 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckSometimes I forget that the floor can just cave in for no reason at any time.
Cincinnati Reds announcer suspended after using anti-gay slur on broadcastAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckYou don’t usually see a broadcaster being pulled in the 5th…
The Super Soaker celebrates its 30th birthdayAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckHappy birthday to one of the greatest toys ever created!
Searches are way up on how to have sex from a distanceAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckYou know as goofy as it is, at least they’re trying to stay safe!
Harlem Globetrotter receives apology from TV anchors who threw banana at himAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckThese news anchors apparently have no sense of right and wrong.
Britney Spears asks court to take away some of her father’s power over herAugust 20, 2020 | jnettlebeckFree Britney!
First look at the new Space Jam uniformsAugust 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckWhat do you think, are they as cool as the original?
City officials dispute claim that bridge was raised with people still on itAugust 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckPeople will really do some dumb things for internet clout.
Deer apparently fight with 2 legsAugust 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckThis is terrifying but also interesting.
Could the screaming goat be the new horn for Teslas?August 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckI mean Elon Musk is a pretty weird guy, I could see this happening.
Man punches great white shark to save wifeAugust 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckThis is what I imagined Mike Tyson Vs Jaws was going to be like
The Ellen DeGeneres Show fires 3 top producersAugust 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckEllen is trying to clean up the shop amid a ‘toxic work environment’ crisis.
Two men charged in unsolved murder of Run-DMC’s Jam Master JayAugust 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckA case never goes cold!
Would you drink beer made out of waste water?August 19, 2020 | jnettlebeckI mean, it’s good for the environment.
