Free burritos, bagels coming in July as reward for COVID-19 vaccineJune 26, 2021 | EricPlus a whole list of stuff you can take advantage of.
Billie Eilish x Air Jordans? Yup, she’s getting her own version of the shoeJune 26, 2021 | EricShe’s always loved wearing the shoes — it would only make sense she’s getting her very own.
Teamwork makes the dream work: A history of collaborations (with special guests Robert Smith and CHVRCHES) – Episode 32June 25, 2021 | JVORobert Smith + CHVRCHES talking about music: Holy crap.
Firefighters Had to Use the Jaws of Life to Rescue a Teenager From a Clothing Store Fitting RoomJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckOpen up the malls, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Navy Pier Won’t Have Fireworks On the FourthJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckFreedom will be on hold for another year.
Air Guitar Championships Come to Subterranean This WeekendJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckOne of boredom’s greatest inventions comes to Wicker Park.
Posing With These Specific Cars Could Drastically Help Your Dating ProfileJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckShocking: Tesla’s can help you meet women.
This Simple Test Reveals if Your Mental Images Are More Vivid Than Other People’sJune 25, 2021 | jnettlebeckOpen your third eye.
Subway’s Tuna Sandwich Contains “No Tuna DNA”June 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckWe don’t know what the actual tuna is made out of, but trust us, you have nothing to worry about.
Bears Approved to Build Stadium In Arlington HeightsJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckThe legacy of Soldier Field could die very soon.
Relationship Court: Hall PassJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckDante the Palates Instructor is also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl.
Emergency Crews Rescue Drowning Woman, Only to Learn It Was a Sex DollJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckOne giddy fireman offered to provide CPR to the doll.
We Must Revoke This Woman’s License At All CostsJune 24, 2021 | jnettlebeckFar and away, the worst driver we’ve ever seen.
Sexy Beasts is officially the weirdest dating show everJune 23, 2021 | jmanleyEither true love is blind…or you have a thing for dolphin people.
Whose Karen Is It?June 23, 2021 | jnettlebeck“I’ve made multiple written complaints about the Karen slander you continue to do on your radio station.
A Little Bit of Toe Sucking Goes A Long WayJune 23, 2021 | jnettlebeckCan’t knock it until you try it, right?
Cocky Game Show Contest Gets Brutally Owned By His Own StupidityJune 23, 2021 | jnettlebeckInstant karma tastes better than IKEA’s meatballs.
