Category Archives: The Latest

You can work out in a shipping container in the West Loop, as if going to the gym wasn’t already bad enough
Claustrophobes beware, the West Loop is now offering shipping container gyms to patrons for half hour sessions at $6 a pop for people that hate their bodies, but hate other people even more. There is ...
Cumulus Media Nov 29, 2022

Jose Abreu is signing with the Astros because everything sucks and is awful
White Sox fans deserve nice things, too…I think. We’ve done nothing wrong. We pay our taxes, we pick up trash in our community, and we are generally very nice. Yet, everything good we have...
Cumulus Media Nov 29, 2022

Elon Musk sleeps next to empty caffeine free Diet Cokes, a photo of George Washington, and a gun
Elon Musk, a man who is addicted to taking L’s, once again raised eyebrows with a tweet he made yesterday. After a long, hard day of destroying a social media platform from within and simping ov...
Cumulus Media Nov 29, 2022

A dispensary is coming to the old Rainforest Cafe in River North
For years, millions have stumbled upon the Rainforest Cafe downtown thinking that they are about to score the dankest kush of their entire life. Instead, they were given stale chicken tenders. Now tha...
Cumulus Media Nov 29, 2022

DRIVERS BEWARE: Overnight parking ban goes into effect this Thursday
Beginning December 1, parking in the city gets even more difficult. Designated areas with signs that read “no parking between 3am-7am” will be off limits to drivers in the city, whether it...
Cumulus Media Nov 29, 2022

The CTA Holiday Train and Bus Schedule is here
Christmas is in the air and no one knows how to celebrate better than the CTA and their Holiday Fleet. This is the upcoming schedule for the 31st annual holiday celebration, Green Line: Nov. 25-26, 29...
Cumulus Media Nov 29, 2022
Metallica is coming to Soldier Field for two nights in 2024
They’re back! Hot off the heels of a triumphant Lollapalooza headlining set, Metallica is coming back to Chicago to celebrate the release of their new album in 2024. The band will play the round...
Cumulus Media Nov 28, 2022

52,000 deer shot over the weekend, which seems like a lot
We’re not exactly hunting experts at the Q101 Morning Crew, but we were staggered at the total of dead deer from the first weekend of riffle hunting season. 52,354 deer were “harvestedR...
Cumulus Media Nov 28, 2022

Flying just got scarier: captain suffers fatal heart attack right after takeoff at O’Hare
Nothing could possibly be more terrifying than what happened on a recent flight out of ORD as a captain in training suffered a fatal heart attack moments after takeoff. Luckily, as this video details,...
Cumulus Media Nov 27, 2022

Man drinks 12 energy drinks in 10 minutes, shocked that his body literally quit on him afterwards
A man who looks like he’d be really into energy drinks and leaving hateful comments towards women on the Internet is finding out that downing a dozen energy drinks in mere minutes is very bad fo...
Cumulus Media Nov 18, 2022





