Muse announces new music and it ROCKS
One of my favorite live bands of all time, Muse, is back and has announced new music on the way January 13th. Won’t Stand Down will be the name of the first track and it is definitely a return to the more hard rocking roots of the band. Seriously, its very metal. You can check out a snippet of the tune below, via an Instagram live video of Matt’s son head banging like a pro while the song plays in the background, and of course once its available we will play it as well.
McDonald’s worker stirs up controversy with her TikTok
An employee at McDonald’s has gone viral after posting videos on her TikTok that employees, like her, probably shouldn’t be doing. For example, using their own points on someone else’s order so they get the credit, not cool bro! Or adding more ice when a customer asks for more soda. All of these things she claims she’ll do IF a customer treats her poorly- fair enough!
Taco Bell is selling a $10 a monthly subscription
Do you like tacos?! Do you like cheap tacos?! Of course you do! You’re an American! Taco Bell is now offering the most beautiful thing this country has ever seen, a $10 monthly subscription to their grub. You can get one taco DAILY, every day, for a month, for $10. If it’s a long month, that’s roughly 33 cents a taco, not too shabby! They’ve dubbed it, the ‘Taco Lover’s Pass’ and is available in their rewards program on their app. You can choose from one of the following: a soft taco, spicy potato soft taco, crunchy tacos and its Doritos tacos. They tested this already in Arizona and shocker, the Doritos tacos sold the most. The owners of Taco Bell hope this will make more casual consumers turn into regulars. SOLD!
This cat got donated by it’s family, by accident!
Cats are notorious for being places they shouldn’t. Underneath everything, on top of the fridge, hiding in the fireplace- if you have one, you know. A pussy gato in Denver climbed into a recliner whilst his family was moving. They then donated the chair to a local thrift store… when the feline was still inside. Somehow, they had the idea to call the store hours later after not being able to find the cat. Apparently, the store reached out to Denver Animal Control and had an officer scan her chip, but it hadn’t been updated. Thankfully the family was still reunited with their precious kitty, because they knew this cat liked to hide in the chair. But, it’s a good lesson to remember, make sure your pet’s chip is updated y’all!
A new spin Radiohead’s “Creep” is nothing you’d expect
Git your boots on girl! It’s the honky tonk edition of Radiohead’s, “Creep” that actually sounds pretty fantastic turned into a country western jam. Go find your handsome cowboy, lay your head on his shoulder, and do a slow Texas Two Step to this! We present, Tommy Yorke and the Radiohead Boys!
The ‘Birds Aren’t Real ‘ creator does something CRAZY on the local news
The ‘Birds Aren’t Real’ conspiracy creator, Peter McIndoe, did something crazy on the WGN Morning News show and things got weird! How do they get more weird than a dude claiming birds are actually government bots spying on us? WATCH!
Ahh… so how’s the weather…?
Jerry Bryant of JBTV needs our help!
Update from Jerry Bryant post open heart surgery!
Jerry Bryant is such an amazing guy and what a fighter! Not only did he beat stage 4 lung and colorectal cancer, he was just released from the hospital after open heart surgery. His spirits are high and now comes the time when we can all pitch in to help! Jerry is going to need some assistance for a while while he recovers. The team at JBTV have started a gofundme for him, all proceeds go directly to Jerry. Anything you can give will be greatly appreciated! Let’s get Jerry back to 100 so he can get back to work doing what he loves, bringing us all incredible bands on JBTV for the last 34 years. <3 Lauren Go HERE to donate!!
Woman sells farts online, makes a TON of money.
Its hard times out there for sure so a lot of us are looking for ways to earn some extra money. Did you know you could make a living selling farts? Its true, and a good one! In fact, one Tiktoker, and former 90 Day Fiancee contestant was making 30k a month doing it….until she had a medical emergency from breaking wind too much! Man, all this time trying to play it off like I wasnt the one farting in public when I could’ve been charging money for it? Talk about a missed opportunity. Also, hurting yourself farting has to be a top 5 most eombarrasing ER visit right?
Does he belong to the streets?
It’s all fun and games until a juicy redhead intrudes on your relationship. The juicy redhead in question is Wendy’s. Yes, that Wendy’s. We’ll let our listener explain.
Do you think this man belongs to the streets? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Famous last words- what Kurt Cobain, Eddie Van Halen, Chris Farley and others said before they passed.
Eddie Van Halen’s last words were “I love you” Valerie Bertinelli recently revealed. She talked about it in her new memoir, “Enough Already: Learning to Love The Way I Am Today.” Here are some other last words from famous peeps…
- I’m losing it” – Frank Sinatra.
- “Oh wow” – Steve Jobs.
- “I’m going away tonight” – James Brown.
- “Just don’t leave me alone” – John Belushi.
- “My god, what happened?” – Princess Diana.
- “I’ll be fine” – Heath Ledger.
- “Don’t leave me” – Chris Farley.
- “It’s better to burn out than fade away” – Kurt Cobain.
- “Money can’t buy life” – Bob Marley.
- “Yeah” – John Lennon.
Find more here-
https://www.grunge.com/470017/haunting-last-words-of-celebrities/
Aaron Rodgers is hurt that a NFL MVP voter called him a ‘big jerk’
Chicago sports writer, Hub Arkush, who has an NFL MVP vote, said he wasn’t planning on voting this year for Rodgers because he’s ‘just a bad guy” and “the biggest jerk in the league.” Rodgers clapped back and called him a “bum” and argued that Arkush should have his vote taken away because no matter what he does off the field, it’s what he does on the field that should be considered MVP status.
This grandma is a TikTok star and has a lot to say
Her grandson Kevin helps her makes these video and it’s adorable. You go Lill! Here’s her full Youtube page filled with gems.
https://www.youtube.com/thiskidneedsmedicine
Rare old footage of No Doubt’s “Don’t Speak”
It’s the original post-break up version with different lyrics, but you’ll recognize the chorus. This is back from January in 1994 before the world knew how cool No Doubt was; you’ll also notice Gwen’s older brother is still in the band. He was the driving force to get her to join!
There’s a new Girl Scout cookie coming…
What the world needs now is a new Girl Scout cookie. We are in luck! There’s one coming! Cookie season starts in the next few weeks, and there’s a type this year called Adventurefuls. While at first the name may sound like some sort of Fear Factor scenario, the actually sound quite delightful: an indulgent brownie-inspired cookie with caramel-flavored crème and a hint of sea salt. Sign me up for 5 boxes please. <3 Lauren
Photo by Sarah Pflug from Burst
Have you started playing Wordle yet?
If your’e looking for something to kill a bit of time, instead of doomscrolling yourself into depression on social media, you should check out this game called Wordle. Its like the old game Mastermind, in that you get 6 tries to guess the word of the day, each guess revealing if you have the right letters in the right places or not. Its super simple, and for some reason, super relaxing…probably because there are no pop up ads or bells and whistles, just you, some letters, and your brain. Even sweeter, the guy who created the game did it to give his partner something to do to kill time during the pandemic. How romantic!
CTU votes in favor of remote classes
The Chicago Teachers Union voted in favor remote learning, so starting today, students will be back at home. 73% of the members supported the move. Families in need of child care can utilize Safe Haven locations that are open.
Whose Karen Is It?
If for some reason your New Year’s Resolution was to avoid stupid people, we’re sorry, but there’s always next year. You’re going to need to take a seat to let the idiotic nature of this Karen post fully wash over you.
Where, oh where, could this Karen be from? The conversation lives on Facebook!
Get on board with the #BETTYWHITECHALLENGE
Betty White sadly passed right before her 100th birthday, which is January 17th. The late actress was well-known for her contributions to animal advocacy. The #bettywhitechallenge has been circulating to encourage people to donate $5 or more to their favorite rescue or shelter on that day to honor Betty’s legacy. Let’s continue to celebrate one of the greatest; thank you Betty White for making us better!
Go easy on him, Travis Barker drums to Adele’s new jam
Adele’s new song, “Go Easy On Me” was already a banger, but Travis turned it up to 11 with his :30 second clip he just posted to Instagram. Rock out my little pop-punk friends.
