A girl from Kansas City asked for tickets to see artist Lorde this Christmas. Her parents had other ideas:
I asked for Lorde tickets. Not The Lord. pic.twitter.com/toQbP2Z1nu
— Jorji Kellogg (@JorjiIsAwesome) December 27, 2017
Yup, that’s tickets to see televangelist Joel Osteen instead of the singer from New Zealand. Probably not exactly what Jorji had in mind.
The note attached read:
“Jorji, Dad and I are so proud and happy that you want to grow your faith and spend time with the Lord. Enjoy Pastor Joel Osteen at the Spirit centre,”
Her parents couldn’t keep a secret for very long though. The Osteen tickets were fake. A second identical package contained the Lorde tickets she originally requested. And there was much rejoicing. Probably. — [eric]
