Subway looking to sell sandwiches in vending machines, perfect for the menace in your life

Do you know an absolute ghoul? Someone that is an absolute menace to society? A monster among men? Please reach out to them and let them know that Subway, the makers of the tastiest subs on Earth, are looking into putting their subs into vending machines. Imagine cracking into a meatbull sub in the late afternoon while it’s been sitting in a machine for days. YUM.

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