A man named Calvin Bautista, which is a delightfully weird name for someone who is surely delightfully weird, was accused of smuggling a python in his pants at the US-Canada border (boomers, please unfurl your knuckles. It wasn’t That Border). He is faced with a federal smuggling charge as pythons are considered “injurious to human beings” and he could face up to 20 years in prison.

Brian, Ali, & Justin are following this story closer than any story we’ve ever covered before, and we will surely have an update when Bautista’s fate is decided.