Why not McBurn while you eat your McMuffin?

There’s a McDonald’s in China that lets you burn your calories from the food while eating… the food. Can’t we just enjoy the gloriousness of McDonald’s and not have to worry about the impending fat? Their food is meant to be enjoyed, in large quantities! Just let us think about how god the food is while we’re inhaling it, and not what area of the body the fat is going to go to- this bike gets a big ‘no’ from me dog.