The weekend is unfortunately over.

But luckily that means we get to share what we heard chattering over the Chicago Police Scanner this weekend!

Here is what we heard:

Friday – 11:58 PM –  Brookfield – W 31st St – Man pushing a woman in a wheel barrow in the street. 

Saturday – 11:29 AM – NW Indiana – Man caught shoplifting with 75 bottles of nail polish in his jacket. Suspect claims he paints homeless peoples feet and came into the store with the merchandise. 

Saturday 7:13 PM – Raymond Ave. in Oak lawn. Woman wearing a Hilary Clinton Halloween mask pulled over for speeding. 

Saturday 5:54pm – Target Jackson/Racine – Man insisting he can decorate the tree on top of the car in the parking lot better than the owner. He’s got the owner in a headlock

Friday 9:37pm – 79th/Central Burbank – Man just tried to tackle a blue Ford F-150 at the light. He’s wearing a bears helmet and has mustard all over himself

PART 1 -Saturday 1:54pm – Addison Green Meadow Shopping Mall – There’s 2 woman “rubbing something on someone’s car in front of the hair salon. You don’t want to see this but send a car

PART 2 -Saturday 2:14pm – – Addison Green Meadow Shopping Mall – Yep their rubbing feces on that car. The owner has showed up the 2 woman have a beef with her something about “that is MY man!”