Monday morning is the best morning!

Because we get to see what whacky crimes were reported on the CPD scanner over the weekend.

Here is what we heard this weekend:

Friday 4:19PM – 1440 South In Naperville – Man rollerblading in Lowe’s claiming to be Borat. He’s refusing to leave until JP Pritzker speaks to him. 

Friday 11:50PM – 6002 W Monee Manhattan Rd in Monee. – Man locked out of his semi in women’s lingerie. Says his date won’t let him back in his truck and is afraid she is going to steal it. 

Part 1 – Saturday 8:40PM  – Arlington Heights – officers requested at the Arlington heights race track metra train stop. White female mid 30’s on tracks. 

Part 2 – 8:51PM – Arlington Heights – Woman was putting her wedding ring on the metra tracks. She states her husband drank her last beer and she wants a divorce. 

Part 1 – Sunday 2:18 PM – inappropriate kite being flown at Montrose beach. 

Part 2 – 2:35PM – 2 men removed from Montrose beach for flying adult plastic dolls as kites.