Chicagoland Police Scanner Weekend Roundup

It’s time for your weekly Chicago Police Scanner Weekend Roundup.

This is where we go over some of our favorite calls that went out over the CPD scanner’s airwaves.

Here is what we heard:

Friday 9:58pm – 4200 N Broadway – Woman complaining that man selling hot dogs out of his pocket caused her to throw up just watching it

 
Saturday 11:32 am – 280 Oakwood Dr Wood Dale – Theft: motorized rascal from an old man. Thief is riding it down Oakwood Dr. Old man’s kid threw a juice maker at him
 
Saturday 9:40pm – 2200 Western Ave Park Forest – Someone threw a raccoon inside a Prius at the Citgo. Owner now wants to take it home as a “rescue”. Send animal control to tell this woman you can just let it go and it’ll be fine
 
Sunday 2:01am – 5300 South University Ave – Woman shaving her armpits on someone’s porch and they don’t know her