We just report the straight facts here. So please don’t be too startled when we tell you that there is a cyborg living among us.
He is from the year 2050 and was sent back to save mankind from the Matrix.
That’s right, we’re dealing with a terminator timeline AND the Matrix.
He only drinks water and smoothies… sometimes an acai bowl, but without bananas. Because cyborgs do NOT like bananas.
This is it. Our savior. Or it’s what what Elon Musk has been warning society about.
Either way, this cyborg makes for an awesome episode of Dr. Phil.
