Alright, here it is. The perfect Superbowl drinking game.
If you are of legal age of course…
Take a Drink when
-You see Troy Aikman’s bloodshot eyes
-When Joe Buck says “get ready for one of the greatest matchups in Super Bowl history!”
-Chug continuously while Demi Lovato sings “FREE” in the National Anthem. Chances are it’ll be for 10 seconds
-When anyone comments on how hot Jimmy G is
-On every blown call by the refs. Use your own judgment. Drink responsibly
-When Andy Reid looks at his play sheet like a menu
-When Patrick Mahomes makes a ridiculous scramble
-If a commercial has a “big voice” narrator
-When they mention Kobe, don’t drink. Pour it out for the legend #RIP
-If Richard Sherman gets a pick, stand up and scream at the person you secretly dislike the most at the party “Best corner in the game!!!”. Do this 7 times in their face. Then drink
-If J-Lo and Shakira bump and grind on each other
-If J-Lo and Shakira kiss shotgun an entire beer
-If J-Lo and Shakira show more skin than clothes
-*PRO’S ONLY* 1 drink for every shake of the hips by J-Lo and Shakira
-When a woman at the party is disgusted by J-Lo and Shakira being too dirty
-If someone says “Can we watch the Puppy Bowl?”
-This could get dangerous… Every time they show 49ers coach Katie Sowers who is making history as the first female coach in the Super Bowl
… Oh and drink responsibly or whatever too.
(Seriously please be responsible and have fun!)
