A man in Pennsylvania schemed a clever plan to rob a bank on Tuesday. His plan, at points, involved changing car license plates, putting on a “realistic” old man mask (no word yet on if he was going to choose Nixon or Reagan), provide a fake tip that there were two active shooters and a bomb threat at nearby schools, and then with the police distracted, rob a bank.
. Unfortunately, the plan never got off the ground. When he told people about the active security threat at the schools, they called the cops, and when the cops found out nothing was going on, they arrested the man. He overthought the process and ended up getting arrested before he could even commit his robbery.
