Weekdays, 10am - 3pm

Going to Foo Fighters’ Wrigley shows?

Foo Fighters in the Friendly Confines!  Sunday and Monday, wondering what you shouldn’t bring with you?  The Cubs sent out this handy list!

  • Professional audio and video recording devices, including cameras, video or audio recorders and iPads
  • Bags larger than 8-by-11½-by-8 inches
  • Waist packs
  • Mixtapes not in CD format
  • Containers: cans, bottles, plastic bottles, aerosol spray, glass, coolers, thermoses or flasks
  • Unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest
  • Weapons
  • Pirated VHS tapes of “Land of the Lost,” the series
  • Frisbees, footballs or other “throwables”
  • Selfie sticks
  • Creem magazines that do not mention Ted Nugent
  • Fireworks
  • Any mention of Friendster or “Webster” (starring Emmanuel Lewis)
  • Alcoholic beverages
  • Beige- or mustard-colored macramé wall hangings
  • Large chains or spiked bracelets
  • Leg warmers
  • Wallet chains
  • Free radicals (including antioxidants or Hong Kong Phooey (as voiced by Scatman Crothers))
  • Derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain
  • Any pencil that isn’t a No. 2 pencil
  • Food
  • Homemade nut milks
  • Scythes
  • Laser pens

Gates open at 5p, show starts at 7, see you there!!  (Without my pirated VHS tapes of “Land of the Lost,” the series, of course)

<3 @thelaurenoneil