OH FUDGE: Thieves steal 22 Tons of Choclate in Germany

AP reported this week in the small German town of Neustadt this past weekend, that thieves stole 22 metric tons of Chocolate from a delivery trailer. The big haul included such sweet varieties like  Kinder Surprise eggs, Nutella hazelnut-chocolate cream and Valparaiso chocolate fruit pearls. The candied caper reported is worth an estimate between  50,000-70,000 euros ($59,000-82,000). A local Police spokesperson said they “don’t know what their motive was.” UM, IT’S CHOCLATE, IT TASTE GOOD.

Now let’s escape reality with Homer Simpson dancing through a dream where he’s transported to a German ‘land of Choclate.’