“The Onion” – Top 10 Thanksgiving Edition

Welcome to Thanksgiving.  Hopefully the celebration with family and/or friends is a joyous, relaxing time of year.  For the rest of you, however, the satirical news deliverers over at The Onion likely provided a much needed laugh.  (And for those who have no problems with the holiday, you are welcome to laugh along, too.)

On this Thanksgiving 2016, lets look back at The Onion’s Top 10 takes on turkey day:

1:  Siblings Gather Around PowerPoint To Hash Out Off-Limits Topics For Thanksgiving

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2:  Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count

3:  Thanksgiving By The Numbers


4:  Reporter Investigates Claims He Ruined His Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner

5:  26-Year-Old To See Every A&$hole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving


6:  Domino’s Introduces Thanksgiving Feast Pizza

7:  Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time


8:  Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition Of Sitting Around At Airport

9:  Nation’s Uncles Enter Last Stage Of Prep For Thursday’s Thanksgiving Debates

10:  Pope Francis Canonizes Single Turkey In Annual Vatican Tradition