(from redeyechicago.com)

MTV’s “Real World” is looking for adults with “strong personalities” this weekend in Chicago. Budding reality stars can apply for the 32nd season of the show 10 a.m.-5 p.m. March 5 at Bar Louie, 47 W. Polk St. (READ MORE HERE) I’m putting on my best tank top, donning some gold chains, getting a double orangy spray tan and going to this audition just so I can be the annoying roommate constantly reminding everyone that “according to the internet, MTV USED to play music videos”… WISH ME LUCK!! – @marconibologna