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Ned Spindle was born with a plastic spork in his mouth. Exactly 5 years later on his fifth birthday, Ned turned five and immediately embarked on his sixth year.

At the age of 13, Ned became the youngest person to play tennis for the Houston Astros. Ned enjoyed the game but the Astros were bored.

At 18 Ned was voted most likely to graduate from high school at the age of 22. He nearly succeeded.

At 23 he almost lost his virginity.

Two years later Ned invoked the War Powers Act.

1994-1996: Served in U.S. Senate (cafeteria)

1997-1998: Served in US prison (cafeteria and cell)

Today, Ned lives with somebody else’s beautiful wife, Rhonda, their identical triplets Dennis, a big ‘ol hound dog named Wilford, and Phil their autistic cat.

Past times: 7:42 PM on October 7th, 492 AD.

8:14 AM, last Thursday.

Hobbies: Skydiving, spelunking, deep sea diving, curling, triathlon, medieval Gaelic poetry, rock climbing, clock rhyming, yoga, home brewing, motocross, Jai Lai, Polar Bear Club, ultimate fighting, meditation, horticulture, log rolling, Velcro® dart balls. (These are just a few of the thousands of hobbies that some people have).

THE FACTS:

Hometown: Circleville, Ohio (pumpkin capital of the world)

Education: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, Prescott AZ. International Broadcasting College, Dayton, OH. (finished one of them)

Employment: On-Air, and production at WKLB in Manchester, KY; WSKX, and WAFX in Norfolk, Va.; KZFX in Houston, TX; WRCX and WKQX in Chicago.

Awards: 1994 Mercury Awards: Great Radio Promotion - winner
1994 The New York Festivals - silver medal.
1999 Chicagoland A.I.R Awards - Best Station Image Promo
2000 Chicagoland A.I.R Awards - Best Station Image Promo, Best Public Service
Campaign, Best On-Air Audience Contest Promo
2001 Silver Dome Awards - Best Self-Promotion Series
2003 Radio and Production Awards - 1st runner-up Best Feature Production, all markets
2004 Silver Dome Awards - Best Single Station Self-Promotion and On-Air Spot
2004 Radio and Production Awards - Best Feature Production, all markets
2005 Radio and Production Awards - Best Feature Production-all markets, Best Promo-
Large markets
2005 HD Radio National Promo Competition - Best in Show/$10,000