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Gretchen Morris Received a B.A. from Columbia University (formerly King's College) with a concentration in Media Studies and Modern Eurasian Feminist Theatre. She worked extensively with Barnard College's public radio station, WBAR FM, where she hosted the popular show, "Notes from Underground Radio" later renamed to, "Penelope's Womb."

Gretchen would like to thank her mother, her father, Geraldine Ferraro, Moveon.org, The Goddess, The Symbionese Liberation Army, and Maceo Parker.To contact Gretchen, email atrain@Q101.com

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