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John Edwards… American A-Hole
 Posted 9/21/2009 5:00:00 AM
The "New York Times" says that JOHN
EDWARDS may be close to admitting that the child of his mistress, RIELLE
HUNTER, is indeed his.
And that's not all.
They're also saying that Edwards once promised Hunter that when his wife
ELIZABETH died of cancer, he would marry her.
And he even had the wedding ceremony planned out. Supposedly, John told Rielle they'd make The
Big Mistake on a rooftop in New York
City, and that the DAVE MATTHEWS BAND would
make an appearance.
(--I assume he means to PERFORM . . . but that word
was never used.)
--All of this comes from a book proposal being shopped
around by Andrew Young.
He's a former Edwards aide who originally claimed to be
the father of Rielle's baby. Young even
signed an affidavit admitting to paternity a while back, and was allegedly paid
by Edwards' supporters to take ...
Sheep Banger
Posted 9/14/2009 5:00:00 AM
Earlier this year,
an unidentified woman became suspicious that someone was sleeping in her barn
in Sandy Lake Township, Pennsylvania
(--about
75 miles north of Pittsburgh).
--So to catch the
trespasser, the woman put a baby monitor in the barn. And, sure enough, a few nights later she
heard the sound of a SHEEP crying out in pain.
--But when the woman
went to see what was going on, she found 46-year-old James Stiver FORNICATING
WITH A LAMB. (!!!)
--To add insult to
injury, when the woman caught James:
#1.) He told her the sheep were his
FRIENDS and that they were keeping him warm.
#2.) Then he said that he was
homeless, and if she turned off the lights he'd be gone in FIVE MINUTES.
--James was arrested
and charged with felony trespassing, as well ...
Robber Asks Victim for a Date
Posted 9/9/2009 5:00:00 AM
Now it's time to recognize our Idiot Criminal of the Day . .
. 20-year-old Stephfon Bennett of Columbus,
Ohio.
On Sunday, Stephfon and two other men broke into a house
and robbed it.
But less than TWO HOURS after the robbery, Stephfon
returned to the house to ask the owner out on a date. (???)
According to a police spokesman, quote, "We're not
exactly sure what he was thinking at the time.
[The homeowner] recognized him right away when he returned, and was able
to have her cousin call 911."
Stephfon was arrested and charged with aggravated
robbery. If he's convicted, he could get
up to TEN YEARS in prison.
Stephfon's two accomplices haven't been caught yet.
Why is this dude allowed to breathe right now??
Posted 8/31/2009 5:14:00 AM
In 1991, 11-year-old
Jaycee Dugard was kidnapped from her
home near Lake Tahoe, California, by a convicted RAPIST,
58-year-old Phillip Garrido, and his wife, 54-year-old Nancy.
--But last week,
Jaycee was finally found and returned to her family.
(--Just in case you aren't up
to speed, Jaycee was kidnapped and held in a backyard compound of tents and
sheds outside Oakland, California, for 18 years, during which time she was
repeatedly raped by Garrido.)
(--Jaycee has two daughters
with Garrido who are now 15 and 11 years old.)
(--Last week, the girls were
with Garrido handing out fliers on the campus of UC Berkeley, and their
interaction struck a campus officer as suspicious. So she ran a background check on Garrido and
learned he's a convicted sex offender.)
(--Then, in a meeting with his
parole officer, Garrido admitted what he'd done and handed over Jaycee and the
girls.)...
Gotta Love the Government!!
Posted 8/25/2009 4:58:00 AM
This morning, as you're slaving away at a job you hate just
so the government can help themselves to half your paycheck, I want you to know
that THIS is how your elected officials are spending your money.
--Recently, the National Institutes of Health awarded a
series of grants including:
#1.) $28,000
for researchers at the University
of Maryland to study why
methamphetamine seems to create a, quote, "insatiable need" for sex
#2.) $123,000
to the University of Illinois at Chicago
to study how drugs can be used as a, quote, "sex enhancer"
#3.) $219,000
to study "hookups" among adolescents at Syracuse University
#4.) $221,000
to examine the, quote, "barriers to correct condom use" at Indiana University
#5.) And $403,900
to the New York State Psychiatric Institute in order to study the relationship
between drinking and risky sex among homosexuals in Argentina (???)
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One day.....He'll be eaten
Posted 8/18/2009 5:28:00 AM
This guy might not be a douche......but he's frigging crazy.
Nearly 20 years ago, a guy from Costa Rica named Chito found a
crocodile, named Pocho, which had been shot in the eye and was dying on the
bank of a river. So Chito took Pocho
home and nursed him back to health.
--Now, Pocho is nearly 17-feet long and weighs almost 1,000
pounds. But that doesn't stop
52-year-old Chito from SWIMMING with, and even HAND-FEEDING, his pet crocodile.
--Chito says, quote, "When I found [Pocho] in the
river, he was dying. So I put him in
my boat and I brought him into my house.
--"After ten years I started to work with him. At first it was slow. I started to play with him, touching him a
little bit and then slowly doing more.
Then I found that when I called ...
Diaper Fetish Dude
Posted 8/11/2009 5:18:00 AM
Here's
even more proof that you should never underestimate the lengths a pervert will
go to in order to satisfy their particular fetish . . .
--A
few months ago, Janet Schulte of Melbourne, Florida (--about 60 miles southeast of Orlando), placed
an ad on Craigslist looking for work as a child care provider.
--But
instead of working with kids, an unidentified guy answered the ad and explained
to Janet that his adult brother had been in a car accident which left him with
physical disabilities and brain damage that required him to be bottle fed and
to wear diapers.
--Well,
Janet took the job caring for the guy's brother for $600 a week. But after a little while, she started
noticing some unusual changes in the brother's behavior. So Janet's husband, a guy named Dominic
Randall, started digging around, ...
Give him the Chair!!
Posted 7/29/2009 5:31:00 AM
Closure finally came Tuesday in a brutal
child murder case that has been a political football for more than a quarter
century.
Convicted murderer Brian Dugan, 52, pleaded guilty Tuesday to the Feb. 25,
1983, kidnapping, rape and murder of 10-year-old Jeanine Nicarico in Naperville.
Standing in a hushed DuPage
County courtroom, Dugan
acknowledged raping and killing the fifth grader, rather than go to trial,
in hopes his guilty plea would help him avoid the death penalty.
Dugan, dressed in a bright orange jumpsuit, his legs shackled, calmly
agreed when asked by DuPage County Circuit Judge George Bakalis what plea he
wished to enter to the first-degree murder charge.
Dugan wants a jury to be impaneled to decide whether he should get the death
penalty for the murder.
Previously, Dugan had offered to plead guilty if prosecutors agreed not to
pursue the death penalty, but DuPage
County State's
Attorney Joseph Birkett rejected any deal. ...
Cat Killer
Posted 7/17/2009 5:05:00 AM
read this sh*t....
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/07/15/2009-07-15_cheyenne_cherry_taunts_animal_activists_after_getting_plea_deal_killing_kitten_i.html
Give a Brother a Break!!
Posted 7/16/2009 5:07:00 AM
If you're in a committed relationship, is it cheating to
watch porno and molest yourself?
--Because on Tuesday, 23-year-old Rachel Ferrara of La
Crosse, Wisconsin, caught her 24-year-old boyfriend pleasuring himself to porno
. . . and completely LOST IT.
--Rachel started yelling at her boyfriend and calling him a,
quote, "[effing] cheater".
Then she punched him in the stomach, kicked him in the junk and STABBED
him in the abdomen. (!!!)
--The boyfriend drove himself to the hospital where he was treated
and released. He's expected to be OK.
--And Rachel was arrested and charged with recklessly
endangering safety and disorderly conduct while armed.
--If she's convicted, she could get nearly 13 YEARS in
prison.
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