Earlier this year, an unidentified woman became suspicious that someone was sleeping in her barn in Sandy Lake Township, Pennsylvania (--about 75 miles north of Pittsburgh). 

--So to catch the trespasser, the woman put a baby monitor in the barn.  And, sure enough, a few nights later she heard the sound of a SHEEP crying out in pain. 

--But when the woman went to see what was going on, she found 46-year-old James Stiver FORNICATING WITH A LAMB.  (!!!) 

--To add insult to injury, when the woman caught James:

#1.)  He told her the sheep were his FRIENDS and that they were keeping him warm.

#2.)  Then he said that he was homeless, and if she turned off the lights he'd be gone in FIVE MINUTES. 

--James was arrested and charged with felony trespassing, as well as having sex with an animal.   

--On Friday, he was sentenced to between ONE and THREE years in prison.

--As if it even makes a difference . . . James says he had about 30 beers that night, and it was the first time he'd ever done it with an animal.