Robber Asks Victim for a Date
Posted 9/9/2009 5:00:00 AM

Now it's time to recognize our Idiot Criminal of the Day . . . 20-year-old Stephfon Bennett of Columbus, Ohio. 

 On Sunday, Stephfon and two other men broke into a house and robbed it.

 But less than TWO HOURS after the robbery, Stephfon returned to the house to ask the owner out on a date.  (???)

 According to a police spokesman, quote, "We're not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time.  [The homeowner] recognized him right away when he returned, and was able to have her cousin call 911."

 Stephfon was arrested and charged with aggravated robbery.  If he's convicted, he could get up to TEN YEARS in prison.

 Stephfon's two accomplices haven't been caught yet. 

Posted By: Tingle  
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