Let this serve as yet another reminder that there are perverts EVERYWHERE . . .

--Last Monday, 39-year-old Mitchel Stewart of Fort Worth, Texas, knocked on the door of an unidentified 77-year-old woman.

--When the woman answered, Mitchel pushed his way inside, where he forced the woman to watch as he PLEASURED HIMSELF in front of her.

--And when he was finished, Mitchel had the woman make him a SANDWICH.  (???)

--Then he stole her cell phone and left. 

--Fortunately, the police caught this pervert and arrested him on Thursday.  He's been charged with "burglary of a habitation with intent to commit sexual assault," and theft of property. 

--His bond was set at $5,000.

(Fort Worth Star-Telegram)