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JASON SEGEL from "How I Met Your Mother" did a song with the band Swell Season at a concert in Los Angeles on Wednesday, with lyrics about Jason's extra-large unit . . . and his actual phone number.  (--Warning:  This video contains mild profanity.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZF6Kx88LM

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Is NICOLAS CAGE the worst actor . . . or the worst OVER-actor . . . of his generation???  A lot of people think so.  And someone put together a quick compilation video to showcase some of his worst offenses.  (--Check it out . . .)

http://tv.gawker.com/5408578/nicolas-cage-the-worst-actor-of-his-generation

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CARMEN ELECTRA may be joining the sex tape sweepstakes.  A video hit the web yesterday that's somewhat reminiscent of the Miss Trinidad and Tobago vid that surfaced the day before.

--In this one, Carmen is messing around and making out with another girl as a guy films them.  Then it LOOKS like Carmen is going to start pleasuring the guy. 

--There's a scene where she's starting to unbutton his pants . . . and another where she mounts him on a bed.

--But through it all, nothing really happens . . . aside from the chicks kissing . . . and there's no nudity.  It seems like every time something big is about to happen, a very professionally edited jump-cut ruins the moment.

--Which is leading a lot of people to believe this is just a publicity stunt ...

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In case you missed it, Somali pirates yesterdays attacked the Maersk Alabama for the second time in seven months, only to be thwarted by armed gunmen on board the ship. Now, you’re probably wondering to yourself, “When will the vicious scourge of Somali piracy ever end?” Well, fear not Sparky, because Nicolas Cage is in Africa right now trying to put an end to all this. Yes, that Nicolas Cage!

How the hell Nicolas Cage got involved in all of this and what his motivations are is anyone’s guess. Perhaps it’s all a PR ploy to make people forget about his ridiculous financial collapse, maybe he’s researching a role for an upcoming flick involving pirates on the open seas, but the star of Knowing, Face Off, National Treasure, and Con Air is currently visiting pirates being held in a Kenyan prison, where they performed some nice African dances for him.

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WILL FERRELL tops a new list over at Forbes.com of Hollywood's Most Overpaid Stars.

--Ferrell's last flick, "Land of the Lost", is what today's kids might call an EPIC FAIL.  It cost $100 million to produce, and it only made $65 million at the box office.  Worldwide.  Two execs at Universal Studios even lost their jobs over it.

--To compile the list, Forbes looked at celebs who've starred in at least three major movies in the past five years. 

--Then they compared the actors' salaries with the box office returns for those movies, to determine how much their movies made for each dollar they were paid to star in them.

--For instance . . . for every dollar Will was paid, his movies earned $3.29.  That's not good.  Here’s the Top Ten:

#1.)  WILL ...

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If you'd like to worship at MEL GIBSON'S Holy Family Chapel in Malibu, you have to sign an agreement first.  And there just happens to be a copy of the form online.

--It's nothing too scandalous, but it's kind of interesting to look at.  (--You can check it out here . . .)

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/Mel%27s%20HFC%20(Chapel)application.pdf

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